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The jerk below responded to my profile on a dating site. I think he might be a little Jaded, angry and single forever! wow is all I can say! yeah he might not be the guy for me:

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“In other words – you are looking for a Sugar Daddy.  Someone who dresses to the 9’s most of the time.  Good for you!  But I bet you would enjoy life a tad bit more if you let your hair down (or, better yet, put it in a pony tail) and put on some flops.  But at least you didn’t say (in your profile) that you run 6 miles a day before breakfast, go to work and then take a 30 minute break (lunch) biking while throwing down 3 bottles of water and and 2 nutrition bars and then going rock climbing before getting home – all before 6pm!  —  I think I’ve heard it all now.”

I finally meet a really great guy and not even a few weeks later he tells me he’s moving to Los Angeles California. we both agreed we are going to try to make the relationship work. and then he dropped another bombshell on me that he’s moving to Australia. the problem is not that he was moving. the problem is when two people live apart they start to not trust each other and start having issues. what’s the time difference is I was expected answer my phone at 3 a.m. in the morning. hello I’m asleep! and forget try to call him and expect him to pick up the phone because he never had coverage wherever he was traveling to. so I saw him 3 times in 2 months. we agreed to be exclusive! which I was fine with that. but does anyone consider playing with your toys cheating. I don’t consider playing with a vibrator by myself cheating. granted maybe I’m a little bit more open minded. I got tired of insecurities, unrealistic expectations. as I get older I have less and less patience for b*******! Next…

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lights are on, nobody's home

I have known this guy on and off for years. He has issues, like umm he still lives with his momma. Oh, but the house is split, so it’s like he really doesn’t (wink, wink). Sorry, got distracted and I am Moving on….

Anyway, my guy and I decided to have dinner together that night. We had texted and talked to each other earlier in the day and we confirmed plans.

I get ready and I still have not heard from loverboy.  I call an hour later, text and still nothing.  So, at this point I am not sure if I should be worried or upset.  I decide to drive over an hour to his house. Yes, I was seriously starting to worry and/or suspect something was not right. We all that something ain’t right meter in us.  Normally this guy does not ignore my calls or texts.  I finally get to his house around 11pm and all the lights are on but no one answers the door. I can hear the TV, so there must be someone home.  I check the door and it’s unlocked.  I open the door and his pets greet me, yes animals love me!  I am even more confused as I walk around the house, almost all the lights are on. There are even 2 Televisions that are on. There must be someone here… so I check all the rooms.  Still no sign of my guy.  So, I call the guy again and now it is around midnight. He finally answers, “At this point, my worried has turned to anger”, and I am like “Where the hell are you?”  He processed to tell me, he is at home in his bed.  Just to make sure I did not overlook him in his bed… I go to such bed and I am like, “Oh, Really, so ummm how do you explain that I am in your house and you are not here?”  I so wish I could have seen his face.  He then begins to tell me he is sorry, he had a bad day and he went out with his best friend… Anyone else buying this BS?  Yeah, I am not either! Needless to say… NEXT!!!!